I Need Central Air

Annoyingly hot right now, high of 97 degrees today where I live; and while it isn't uncommon for Oregon to have a couple days of 90 degree weather each year those days are normally in July or August.

Weather forecaster on the weather channel was just saying that today is the earliest it has ever been this hot in the 'summer season' on record. Given that those records do go back quite a ways...

Nope. No climate change here. None at all. Everyone go about your business and please don't notice the changes in the weather patterns. ( Meanwhile, I think I am going to go invest in stock in a company that makes sunscreen... )