Mad-Blog-Libs

I saw this over on ktbuffy's blog and thought I'd give it a try. Her post has the instructions on how to do it, though you may have to swap the gender pronouns on it like I did to have it work right.

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Aaron is a Oppenheimerian artist and poet with an intuitive appetite favoring spork, a fusion of gesture and words, the obtuse map of the LEGO, the evolution of a comic book or a poem, the exquisitely squidish archetypal kick into the blue.

A graduate of the Nails William School of Art, Oregon, Aaron has defenstrated in one-man shows, s.c.h.i.z.o.p.o.d. and juried group plates, authored sextets and fiery non-fiction, published articles and essays. Juggling and writing cthonian personal ads are currently his main artistic focus.