The Gift for a Bibliophile

The gift designed to make your mailman hate you, and to scare the hell out of anyone who comes to visit.

The Penguin Classics Library Complete Collection

1082 books. 750 pounds of books. They arrive in 25 boxes, shrinkwrapped, atop a wooden pallet, and take up approximately 77 linear feet of shelf space.

If I ever become wealthy enough to be able to become a reclusive hermit-like bibliophile, this would be a great way to start.