Un-Rational

I just had this truly strange chain of thoughts...

If I go to sleep, when I wake up it'll be tomorrow.
But tomorrow sucks, it'll be Monday and I'll have a meeting to go to.
If I don't go to sleep, maybe it'll never be tomorrow.
I need caffiene so I can stay awake since it can't become tomorrow until I sleep.
I wonder how long I can stay awake and keep it today.

At which point some very cold Coca-Cola was drunk which resulted in throat spasms ( it was very cold... damned poorly heated house ). That pretty much woke me up and made me realize that I really shouldn't have drunk that since I'd have fallen asleep pretty soon otherwise and I was getting rather incoherent in my sleepiness.